dear internet

Dear Friends,
Here, we gentlemen endeavor to express ourselves through the beauty of the written word. Though The Councilman and I, as you may know, most frequently communicate our thoughts and feelings through the medium of song, we hope you will indulge our more literary tendencies and accept these missives as you would a beautiful piece of two-man music. Enjoy!

The Dear Internet Archives

Lessons in Etiquette

• Lessons in Etiquette – Volume 5 – Encountering a Unicyclist
• Lessons in Etiquette – Volume 4 – On the Motorways
• Lessons in Etiquette – Volume 3 – Incident in the Subways
• Lessons in Etiquette – Volume 2 – The Musical Saxophone Person
• Lessons in Etiquette – Volume 1 – Asking Directions

Collected Essays, 2004-2005

• Badminton is the Gentleman’s Game
• Andy Bean in Flight! (Vol 2)
• The Councilman recounts an evening of Delights
• A Defeat for The Gentlemen in NYC
• An Indecent Proposal in Charleston, SC
• Andy Bean in Flight (Vol 1)
• The Councilman’s Spring Break Report